A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."
Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "! You are getting better" at the bottom.
The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:"You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".